April262020

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

ladyruetha:

hucowgoddess:

sanctuarywitch:

witchofthefuture:

witchofthefuture:

septiplie-der-pool:

glory-of-hera:

samurai-ko:

loganmcowen:

xaldien:

loganmcowen:

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

Yowch, disgusting.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

Always reblog this

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

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Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

Anyone can be a victim of sexual abuse. It doesn’t matter what gender you are or who you identify as. And it saddens me when one group of victims are not talked about because that means there are no measures being taken to prevent it.

Boys and men can absolutely be abused and raped, as can ANYONE. Please, stand up for ALL abuse victims.

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December212019
getlostpeeves:
“ leradny:
“ penprp:
“ ghostkwan:
“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ ashashi-corner:
“ flargahblargh:
“ violaslayvis:
“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ yo-daddys-my-bitch:
“May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more...

getlostpeeves:

leradny:

penprp:

ghostkwan:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

ashashi-corner:

flargahblargh:

violaslayvis:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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10 of Pentz came thruuu

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Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

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No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

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December172019
December102019

ironswordandstarshield:

thatbluemerm:

bitchesgetriches:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

between-stars-and-waves:

thesagexoe:

afronerdism:

flexico-burress:

niggazinmoscow:

cheat code

This will work, I used to be a recruiter. Recruiters don’t got time to read every single resume they see, they look for keywords, find what they want, Call and do a preliminary interview. That’s it lol

This is amazing

Omg!!!

Boosting this!

AMAZING :D

I will remember this tip!

I have no idea if this works at all, but I don’t see how it could hurt. I’m all about resume cheat codes. Here’s some more advice:

How to Write a Resume so You Actually Have a Prayer of Getting Hired

How to Write a Cover Letter like You Actually Want the Job 

Brilliant

But also use those resume buzzwords too!

Words like: manage, maintain, coordinate, monitors, processes, etc can be used in your resume to draw attention to it!

For your sake, DO NOT DO THIS!

There was a point in time (like, 15-ish years ago) where this advice worked but there’s no guarantee this will work now. Some ATS pick up all the text in the doc and convert it to black, so imagine how bad it’ll look when a hiring manager checks the resume out and sees the whole JD posted down. It’s going to look deceitful and you’re not going to get a change because “we don’t want people like this” logic.

Not to mention there’s no guarantee that the ATS will even read pdf’s! A lot of ATS systems can’t! 

Getting back on track though. You might get past the ATS but you don’t get a call immediately after you pass the ATS. A PERSON will go through the shortlisted candidates and they will determine whether or not the candidate is a good fit for the job. Recruiters or Hiring Managers will ALWAYS go through the resume themselves and when they see that the resume content doesn’t align with the job? You’re going to get passed on anyways.

Assuming you still get called in for an interview, you’ll still be expected to prove yourself that “yes, I’m a good fit for this job.” So that’s another area where you might trip up. If the person interviewing you finds out that you’ve lied, you’ll probably get kicked out immediately. We’ve had a client who got kicked out of an interview for lying. There’s been plenty of stories of people who got fired immediately, despite long tenures, when it came out that they’d lied on their resume.

Side note: think about how common this ‘cheat’ is. You think recruiters aren’t keeping an eye out for this? They are. They specifically keep their eyes open for these kind of tricks. 

TLDR: This is incredibly bad, unethical, and outdated advice and I strongly urge people not to do this. It’s not worth the risk. 

Instead, I strongly recommend making use of SEO techniques to increase your chances. You can and should incorporate keywords from the job listing into your resume. Use action verbs instead of “Responsible for” doing things (e.g. Delivered a 6-month project on time instead of “Responsible for leading a 6-month project”) It’s a bit more time consuming to understand what a company is looking for from their candidate but its well worth it.

Also please understand that any job listing is the picture of a company’s ideal candidate. You don’t have to hit 100% of the requirements. You can hit 60% of them but if they’re the most desired skills (which you can tell by how often they’re repeated + how high up they are in the job listing), you’re making a good case for yourself. 

Additionally, forget about how many years of experience a company wants from a job. Literally, fuck that noise. You just need to show, on paper, “I can do this fucking job. I’ve done what you’re asking from me. Here’s my proof.”

Side note on buzzwords: be careful on which buzzwords you use. Don’t say shit like “Dynamic business leader” or whatever. Not only does that oesn’t mean anything but recruiters see those kind of terms so often, they’ve lost their meaning. I recommend using action verbs. Like how thebluemerm said: led, managed, maintained, collaborated, delivered, monitored, improved, boosted, reduced, etc. 

That’s the biggest advice I can share honestly: SHOW, don’t tell the hiring manager you’re good at your job. Share specific examples (of problems solved, projects delivered, challenges tackled, opportunities identified, tough customers handled) and you’ll show-off multiple skills in one story instead of a lack-luster “Excellent at (skills)”

Sincerely, a professional resume writer

(PS-The resume article linked above is very very solid. I will just say that the one page rule isn’t a hard and fast thing. Let the resume be 2 pages, it’s fine, it happens. Just NEVER let it cross 2 pages. And if there’s like, 3 lines bleeding over to the 2nd page, squish it down to 1 page.)

Some more articles to read if anyone’s interested: 5 popular resume tips you shouldn’t follow, 7 bad resume tips, 3 things you should know about the robots reading your resume but dont, How to trick the robots and get your resume in front of recruiters, there’s a number of threads of reddit to check out including this one, here’s a longer one

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November252019

thetatteredveil:

shymagnolia:

shymagnolia:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

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October282019
penprp:
“ ghostkwan:
“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ ashashi-corner:
“ flargahblargh:
“ violaslayvis:
“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ yo-daddys-my-bitch:
“May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend....

penprp:

ghostkwan:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

ashashi-corner:

flargahblargh:

violaslayvis:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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10 of Pentz came thruuu

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Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

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No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

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September182019

autumnwitchxx:

thebritwitch:

cokezero-blackcoffee:

anas-graveyard:

imnotaskinnyboy:

edboyluke:

sarad0llx:

bongachong:

realtrashwitch:

lilybeth666:

cassieofherne:

sauvamente:

ourblackisgold:

sauvamente:

thinkmillionsmakemillions:

robregal:

freeandformed:

freeandformed:

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

  • it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

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It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

Gimma ALLAT SHIT

Run it🗣

Please work

please I’m poor

gas is expensive please tell me i get to have some more money soon. im so broke

bitch where me money

Needing all the help I can get right now

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Originally posted by unrulynigga

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September42019
mexicantrashcan:
“ iamsherlokid:
“ highonvodka:
“ themixedbagofspooky:
“ spoopy-len-in-a-dress:
“ riningear:
“ doryishness:
“ displaced-angel:
“ ryedragon:
“ inritum:
“ reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or...

mexicantrashcan:

iamsherlokid:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

So last time I reblogged this I met Tom Hiddleston within the month…

so, i saw this and though “it’s worth a try” so i wished to find my dog (who has been lost since december) and guess what? Not even a week and some lady send me a message asking if i was still looking for her and GUESS WHAT??

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I’M ???????

SO FUCKING HAPPY WTF ???? ??

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August72019
getlostpeeves:
“ leradny:
“ penprp:
“ ghostkwan:
“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ ashashi-corner:
“ flargahblargh:
“ violaslayvis:
“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ yo-daddys-my-bitch:
“May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more...

getlostpeeves:

leradny:

penprp:

ghostkwan:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

ashashi-corner:

flargahblargh:

violaslayvis:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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10 of Pentz came thruuu

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Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

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No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

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July172019

birch-fence:

birch-fence:

lmao i lost at least 7 followers after reblogging that…. anyway if you exclude nonbinary people you’re ignoring the white stripe of the trans flag; aces and aros are not straight and thus lgbt+ because theyre literally not attracted to the opposite sex, trans women are real women, and physical dysphoria is not required to be considered trans

me watching the terfs, aphobes and transmeds disappear from my follower count

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4PM

weird asks

fyeahaskmemes:

  1. Where do you stand on lotion: yay or nay? Why?
  2. What’s the average length of a shower for you? A bath?
  3. What’s something you regret buying, but you just can’t get rid of it?
  4. What villain do you believe is most worthy of a redemption arc?
  5. What was your favorite school project you ever made?
  6. What role do you take on when you have to do a group project? (for example: leader, delegator, slacker, etc.)
  7. What’s a funny mistake you’ve made recently?
  8. What would be your reaction if one of your parents said they were having another kid?
  9. What were you almost named as a baby?
  10. What book have you been avoiding reading and why?
  11. Favorite head phone brand?
  12. Favorite scent?
  13. Favorite idiom?
  14. How many friends do you have that don’t live in the same country as you?
  15. What is always in your wallet that doesn’t need to be?
  16. How big is too big for a wallet?
  17. What class did you write the best notes in? What grade did you get?
  18. What was your pet peeve when you had a substitute teacher in school?
  19.  What is a strange red flag you have when pursuing a relationship?
  20. What do you look for in someone’s online dating profile?
  21. How many people have you thought “Glad I don’t have to interact with them ever again” about?
  22. What do you NOT want on your tombstone?
  23. How many couches do you want in your residence?
  24. What is the strangest website you have bookmarked?
  25. What is your typical number of windows/tabs open on your computer?
  26. How often do you restart your computer? Your phone?
  27. Do you follow the expiration date on food?
  28. What is the coolest name that you would never name a real human child?
  29. What fish scares you the most?
  30. How do you feel about snails?

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July102019

felixluvsketchup:

hopeful-bee:

ren-allen:

thuriweaver:

darknesshaspurplehair:

i-am-a-fish:

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

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So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

Some big spicy joy pls

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

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June152019
polkadot-cookie:
“ thecheshirecass:
“ darthvcder:
“ darthvcder:
“i’m losing terf followers so please keep unfollowing me :^)
”
seeing white terfs in the notes reblogging this and calling it racist has fueled me more let’s keep it going
”
For Pride...

polkadot-cookie:

thecheshirecass:

darthvcder:

darthvcder:

i’m losing terf followers so please keep unfollowing me :^)

seeing white terfs in the notes reblogging this and calling it racist has fueled me more let’s keep it going

For Pride month, here’s a lovely “No TERFs Wanted” sign for your blog.

Reblog to keep a terf away

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February42019

anniesspriteedits:

bogleech:

paladin-of-voretron:

stenbroughbilliam:

iholtzmann:

cumkittenhowell:

closet-keys:

amazighprincex:

clarknokent:

juleswatsvn:

juleswatsvn:

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person)

Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

yeah, this is gonna get me some unfollows. why would you prey on a fourteen year old girl?

(via minotaur-in-my-labyrinth)

December102018

moodbig:

Reblog if you need this energy

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